Congratulations on Your 3% Gain in Finger Strength

…too bad you solved the wrong problem.

Pyrrhus of Epirus was a Greek general and king and was widely regarded as a great strategist in the early wars against Rome. In what later became known as The Pyrrhic Wars, he sailed to Rome, and focused on demolishing their forces across the southern end of what is now known as Italy.

He focused his efforts on quick victories and sacking cities, doing s…